OH. IT'S YOU.

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WHO ARE YOU?

[A LARGE ROBOT-LIKE DEVICE IS HANGING FROM THE CEILING, AND A FEMALE VOICE RESONATES FROM IT.]

APROBLEMHASOCCUREDANDTHEGENETICLIFEFORMANDDISCOPERATINGSYSTEMHASSHUTDOWNTOPREVENTDAMAGE.
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WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER. CAKE WILL BE SERVED SHORTLY. _

[WHAT'S THIS? A STRANGE GUN HAS APPEARED IN THE DRESSING ROOM.

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